Softball Scandal

A second grader who tested positive for excessive Flinstone vitamins has been suspended from his team, The Hedgehogs, indefinitely. “I normally wouldn’t test players this young,” said Munchkin League administrator Tom Glover.  “But I noticed some bright orange in the urinals at the park, which made me start thinking.”  The boy in question told Glover that his mother poured them out of the bottle and into a bowl because the lid was too hard to open. Finding them  on the shelf by the phone, the boy helped himself.   “They taste good,” he said, “especially Barney Rubble.”