Little leaguer out for juicing

As soon as 7 year-old Billy Hoopsdim bounded from the car to join his little league team, the Gopherville Go-getters, Sam, from the opposing team, knew something was not quite right.  Billy never has that much energy or spring to his step; what is going? Sure enough, as soon as the game started, Billy was actually hitting the ball and running bases! That never happens. Never. Sam had to tell his coach something was off. Coach Barry approached Billy and started asking questions and immediately detected the sweet smell of Caprisun juice. Coach Barry then checked Billy’s bag and saw 4 empty Caprisun juice boxes. Busted. Billy was ejected from the game.

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